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This is the most accurate post I’ve seen on tumblr
You are standing wrong. I say this as a massage therapist who works with people’s bodies all day: women are taught to stand wrong. Since the 50’s, pictures of women have been posed with their feet tilted to the side, knees locked to minimize the natural knobby shape of the knee, and sway-backed to stick their asses out for “perkiness” or whatever.
That is bad for your everything, and causes weakness in the core muscles which tighten and flatten the stomach.
The cure: feet pointing directly forward, put your hand on your tailbone. Tilt your pelvis until the tailbone is straight up and down. This will cause your knees to bend very slightly. It makes a huge difference for back and knee pain, and will make your tummy flatter with no sit-ups or working out at all.
I had a feeling my strangely giant stomach and spinal weirdness had to due with posture
*And At Last I’ve Seen The Light plays in the distance*
I used to laugh so much about this. Not once in all the movies does a woman die on screen.
I hope that Jurassic World doesn’t break the canon.
Erté costume, early 20th century
From the collection of Alexandre Vassiliev
Chanel Haute Couture Spring 2014 Details
this is the scene of the crime
"I meant gentlemen wearing hats indoors."
Brb, laughing FOREVER.
british person: *eats some brand of food* wow this tastes ok.
british person: wonder if theyve got this shit in america
british person: better make a tumblr post about this glorified piece of nutrition.
one solitary american: whats that
every single british blogger: omg no fukkin way mate how do u poor americans live without malt dipped paper wafers whooaaaah we’re superior *sings dr. who theme*
deadpool understands me
People will stare. Make it worth their while → Alexander McQueen | Pre-Spring ‘10
So, if I go on hiatus, it’s okay. I can probably fix my queue with a bit of timey-wimey fiddling.